Victoria Beckham

I can't decide if I love her or hate her. She sure makes me want to go to the gym. Look at her legs!

I think the thing I like about her is that she's very "up and down." Her thighs don't go out, her butt doesn't go out, her stomach doesn't go out. Her cheekbones go out, though, and WHOA do her breasts go out. They're so fake it hurts to look at them.

I think it was confirmed that she had an ED. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?