Becks (no, not that one)

Not Victoria Beckham. That's too scary.

Kate Beckinsale. I'm sure I'm spelling her name wrong.

I know for a fact that she isn't this tiny any more, as she has children at this point. Even though I don't think I could deal with my body being pregnant, I think it's one of the few legitimate excuses for gaining weight. Like, if a woman is out of shape because she just gave birth, I don't find that disgusting, whereas heavy women who eat McDonald's really upset me (I know, I'm sorry, but it's the truth).

Lovely! I'm pretty jealous... what else is new.